Postcard From Paris

Bienvenue, M. l'Auteur -- and here's some oysters!

Would you look at that! I arrived in Paris today at the office of my French publisher, Artège, to find that my press attaché, Camille Lorthiois, was ready to serve me six cold oysters on the half shell that she brought from Normandy! They were great, just terrific. I was dazzled, and announced that Camille’s cause for canonization must begin at once. He…