The Troubled Boy's Shoelaces

And, good news: life is tragic, and that's why I'm invisible to Magyar gamines

The pellet ice machine came! Look how pretty it is. In the top, they have a battery of a dozen miniature ice hens, who lay perfect pellets of chewy Sonic-style ice. I got so cold just thinking about it I had to put on my furry Russian winter hat. Everybody at home is so happy with the new ice maker. The kids call her Miss Opal, because she is a GE Opal …