Weimar America's Pin-Up She-Male

And: Unpatriotic Conservatives On The Danube

Just so you know, in case the unladylike hands missed your gaze, that’s a man. A man with chemboobs on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue. (It’s one of four covers; elderly Martha Stewart is one of the others.) A man who recently topped the pop charts with a duet made with Sam Smith, titled “Unholy,” which they performed in a Satani…